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Wake Up, You Bum!

Here are 12 explanations that employees might say when they’re caught sleeping at their desks:

· "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

· "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

· "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper. You probably got here just in time."

· "This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work."

· "It’s okay ... I’m still billing the client."

· "I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement."

· "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

· "I was doing a yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress."

· "Rats! Why did you interrupt me? I almost had figured out a solution to our biggest company problem."

· "The coffee machine’s broken."

· "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."

· "Amen."

SOURCE: Superkids